Yesterday when I got home from work I was delighted to see a package waiting for me. I wasn’t sure what it was, but I was excited regardless (I kind of sort of majorly have a problem with online shopping…I order so much that I often forget what I’ve actually ordered…yes, I’m aware this is a problem and I’m working on it).
I opened it up and was thrilled to see what awaited me!
It was a new pillow!
But you see, this is just not any sort of pillow.
It’s a BOOB PILLOW!
Yes. You heard that right. A pillow. FOR YOUR BOOBS!
For those of you that are confused, let me explain.
A few months ago I started to notice that when I woke up, I had chest wrinkles. As the day wore on they would fade, but as time passed it seemed as if these creases would stay longer and longer. Me, being the total freaker outer that I am, was less than pleased. I started asking my friends if they too were getting chest wrinkles, and was dismayed to learn that no, they were not. I turned to my other best friend, Google, and I learned that many women, especially those with larger chests, tend to get deep chest wrinkles from sleeping on their side.
I may not have a large chest, but I do sleep on my side.
So I started to try to sleep on my back, but no matter how hard I tried, even if I fell asleep on my back, I’d wake up on my side.
While complaining about my chest wrinkles and dramatically declaring that I was the youngest and most small chested person in the history of the world to get chest wrinkles at such a young age, my friend Lindsey said she heard about a boob pillow that prevented these horrendous creases!
I googled it and came across this Dr. Oz video about it, and I was sold!
(It’s embarrassing what an easy sale I am.)
Friends, meet my new bra:
It’s a good thing I’m married, because it doesn’t exactly scream sexy.
(the fact that I am posting these pictures is evidence of my love for you, dear blog readers.)
I slept with it last night and once I was able to stop laughing, I forgot I was even wearing it.
When I woke up this morning I ran to the mirror to see if it worked.
I still had some creases, but significantly less than I normally wake up with.
Only time will tell how long this love affair between me and my Intimia Breast Pillow will last, but so far I think it is the beginning of a beautiful relationship.